Fall Out Boy Takes A Liquid Shit All Over Our Childhood

There is a lot of terrible music out there. Readers of the WDR know very well about our Vendettas against such horrible groups as Linkin Park and Nickelback, and like us, probably share the same sentiments. If you don't, we won't blame you. Just realize that you need help.

Usually, the rant about horrible music comes from going to the gym and hearing something so horrible it must be reported on. We pride ourselves in living in a civilized country, and such crimes against humanity should not go unpunished.

But today's rant come not from the gym, but from having to hear this bullshit for such a period of time that I can't stand for it to go free for any longer.

With that said, I bring up the subject of Fall Out Boy. Fall Out Boy happens to be one of the stupidest bands ever, and for some damned reason people are still buying their records. To say that this band is retarded would be an insult to many well-adjusted mentally disabled persons. Mental disabilities are not funny, just as listening to Fall Out Boy is not funny, or really at all entertaining. But Fall Out Boy has, well, fallen from where they used to be. Let me explain...

Like so many other groups, Fall Out Boy started out just plain sucking. The only thing they had going for them was their name (a Simpsons reference, no less, suggested by a crowd at one of their first shows), which is something they don't even really like anyway. They released one album that was lacking in originality, musicianship, or anything of any merit. OK. They release a second album of much the same material, this time with clearer vocals (not a good thing if your lyrics suck balls, though) and a confession (unintentional) that they have no idea what is going on with anything in the world. OK. This is all awful and terrible, but then this happens.

Is nothing sacred? Does Pete Wentz and all the other fuckers in this band have to shit all over everything?

Apparently so. And they're on The Ultimate Shitfest Tour with The Plain White T's and Cute Is What We Aim For (I don't even know who this last band is, but it doesn't sound good). Then again, they could team up with Linkin Park and My Chemical Romance's tour, too. They'd probably throw the Arcade Fire and Panic! At the Disco in there as well, just to totally fuck everything up. Then again, if that happened maybe the venue would burn down and they'd all be gone forever.

Seriously. Someone needs to get these fuckers out of here! I'm looking at you drooling, somehow satisfied by inane bullshit, masses! YOU have to power to change this shit.

As on P Diddy (Or whatever) once said, "Vote or Die. You vote, or I'll fucking KILL you!"