Showing posts with label Bears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bears. Show all posts

Friday, September 12, 2008

"I'm pretty sure I can now die happy." -- An Evening With My Morning Jacket


It's funny how things turn out sometimes. When I was preparing for law school, I knew I'd miss out on certain things due to time commitments and so on. On the other hand, I wasn't going to miss out on seeing My Morning Jacket live once again. If you don't understand the grave nature of this matter, I recommend you click the My Morning Jacket tag on this post, or let this link here do all that work for you.

I originally cursed the scheduling mastermind behind MMJ's recent tour, who once again put the Oregon date during a time that I would be in school. At least this time they had the courtesy to schedule a show in the middle of the semester, instead of the day after I fly back east. Makes the pain a little easier to swallow. So, knowing that I was going to miss out on that date, I put thoughts of seeing MMJ live on the backburner. Well that was the case until I got a case of "No beer and no TV make Nic Ouzo go something something" during my first week in school, and that prompted me to consult the schedule once again. Damn, no New York dates, except one for New Year's Eve. But...I see a date in Boston. That should be manageable, I've done that trip before. And it's on a Saturday? Fuck, the second I realized this I was on the Ticketmaster website purchasing a ticket at 3 in the morning, details of my travel to be determined at a later date. Hell, I was only semi-coherently angry in seeing my 31 dollar ticket run me over 50 dollars in service fees--I was set to see My Morning Jacket!



A five hour bus ride (thanks NYC weekend getaway traffic!), one night without air-conditioning, and two subway rides later, I hit the Bank of America Pavilion and prepared myself for the evening. MMJ fans had swarmed the Silver Line earlier, packing the bus to the gills (which I guess is what you can call that expandable-rubber joint that extra-long buses have), and the excitement was palpable. We all knew the reputation and all probably watched Okonokos dozens of times, so we realized we were in for something special. The setting looked like it would help--an outdoor amphitheater with the benefit of a giant tent to keep out the elements, a kind of modern circus that befits a band that writes a tune like "Into the Woods".

I was wondering who the opening band was going to be, but with the instruments set up with the trademark Bear in place, I quickly realized that we were not going to mess with a middleman opening act, which was great news--we need all the My Morning Jacket we can get. It also made me glad that I decided to get to the show early, and not gamble on missing the opening act. We didn't have to wait long as the band climbed up on stage and then launched into "Mahgeetah". It's not often that bands have a song that works equally as well as a closer (as it was on Okonokos) as it does an opener (like on It Still Moves), and it didn't take long for the audience to begin to feel the magic as the song evolved and wrapped its warmness around us. How can you not love a song about a man's devotion to his six string (say the song title slowly)...?


The band then kicked into gear with the raucous "Anytime", the happiest goddamn song you'll ever hear about a breakup, with a good helping of the crowd singing along, especially to the part "But what Madonna said really helped--she said, 'Boy, you better learn to express yourself!'", hilariously enough. You follow that up with the slinky "Off the Record" featuring a ripping solo courtesy of Jim James, and you're well on your way to a fantastic show.

After that, we began to hear the new material, beginning with "Evil Urges", and give the audience an idea of how this strange album would play out live. I have mixed emotions about the album, which will probably be hashed out in more detail at a later date, but hearing them live both calmed me and made me realize my worst fears. You get the feeling of fun that is definitely present, but, like a lot of MMJ's work, they straddle the line of good and cheesy a little too much on a lot of the new material. You get the feeling with a song like "I'm Amazed" that the Brosephs identify with it a little too much, and sure enough, you look in the crowd and see your fair share of Broseph (Boston variety, to top it off) looking like idiots dancing along to it. But you know what, I was going to wrestle with that dilemma another night. I had too much great music to listen to.


New material dominated the night, with nearly the entirety of Evil Urges being showcased (though Joe will be disappointed that unlike most shows on this tour, "Librarian" did not make an appearance (and on a sidenote, how come in all the talk about Skinemax-librarian-type Sarah Palin did I not see one comment quoting that song? I'm disappointed in you, internet commentators for that egregious oversight)). Z rightfully got its due, but most of the earlier stuff was ignored. I had gotten a little obsessed with "Lowdown" lately, and sadly it hadn't come up much on this tour--neither had "At Dawn", "Xmas Curtain", "I Think I'm Going To Hell", "Bermuda Highway", or "The Bear". Then again, what I thought at the time were a couple of covers turned out to be songs from the first two albums. With the small applause reserved for those songs (and for "The Way That He Sings", which is inexcusable), you can see how a band that got its big break about 4 albums in wouldn't necessarily feel like delving into the back catalog.

The band was in top form that night, and it felt like they were really feeling the energy of the crowd. Of course, MMJ is a true group of professionals, and who knows if it was merely a routine effort from extraordinary musicians, but they seemed especially keyed in that night, remarking how riled up we were even with the shitty weather rolling in (Hurricane Hanna's outer edges were hitting New England, and leaving the show we felt the brunt of that). Jim was flying across the stage doing his solos, Carl played some blistering leads, and Two-Tone Tommy was holding down the fort at the low-end. It was tough to see Bo, but the underrated member of the quintet had his moments to shine, and the crowd recognized it, while Patrick was his usual goofy self, with his theatrics during "Run Thru" greatly appreciated by the audience. Jim's passion was running especially high that night, and to see him doing his theatrical act with his cloak, or shaking himself to the floor as he sang those unearthly high notes in "Wordless Chorus" was truly a spectacle.

Unquestionably though, there was one true highlight, and both Joe and Mr. Zhuang know what I'm talking about. I've been able to make dozens of people converts (at a 100% success rate) to the religion that is My Morning Jacket by playing just a few of their songs--I start off with "Off the Record", and they think that's pretty cool, then show "One Big Holiday", and they start to feel it, then it's "Dondante", where they get some chills. But there is one song that tops them all, and that's "Lay Low". It's six minutes that make you believe in the full weight of Vonnegut's quote that "The only proof he ever needed of the existence of God was the existence of music", and as my colleagues will affirm, that is no hyperbole. Sure, the first three minutes of it is pretty groovy riff-rock, and you know it might just play well with the ladies--lay low, if the feel is right, I got all that I want in you tonight, and we'll pass out on the bedroom floor after going full-tilt so long--but once the outro kicks in, all bets are off. You have guitars cycling in and out playing various melodies, lining up with the full band after a few bars in moments that are absolutely transcendent.



And that's how we get the title quote--once "Lay Low" was played, I sent a text message cross country to Joe and Zhuangy saying exactly that. All Joe could say was "Shit", with Mr. Zhuang responding with "I think you are right. Lucky Bastard." Of course, for My Morning Jacket, it's no big thing. Lay Low never ends the show, they just roll right into the next song. That's just how they roll.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Hump Day Helper -- Arthropoda Edition


Because it's Wednesday, and we all need a pick-me-up to make it through the rest of the week in our respective hells, WDR is providing some fun.

There really shouldn't be a specific reason that I post an awesome song like this. And there really isn't. My iTunes put on White Pony in its infinite ShuffleWisdom, and I was reminded once again how brilliant an album that really was. It's what metal should have been post-'95, but unfortunately it wasn't. And "Change" was the magnum opus of that album, topping even other great highlights ("Digital Bath", "Passenger").

Too bad that the video is a shortened version of the song--I don't think you get the fantastic drumfill that Abe throws in near the end that shows his ridiculous skills, for example. But you do get a nicely shot video with plenty of lasting images that strike the right chord between familiarity and unease.

I've watched you change
it's like you never had...

Sunday, February 24, 2008

My encounter with a hockey great

AKA: Why do people want to fight me?

So I was at a place called the Jackalope Lounge tonight, and things were going well. The beer was flowing like wine, the music was good and everyone was having a good time. It came time for me to buy a round of drinks, and as I approached the bar there was some sort of commotion. There was a man getting very angry about something related to his bill, and his being drunk didn't help matters. It was during this argument that I observed something very interesting. This man look a heck of a lot like Wayne Gretzky circa 1992. He was also wearing a shark tooth necklace, which I can only assume was there to make him look stupid. I was in the midst of a legend. A stupid, drunken legend.

And after several moments of unpleasant noise, Gretzky yells at the bartender, "Well, I'm never coming to this place AGAIN!"

At first I was pleased to be able to order my next round of drinks, but then things changed. Without regard for anyone else, Wayne Gretzky ran into me, and the following exchange occured:

Me: What the fuck dude?
Gretzky: What's your problem?
Me: You ran into me!
Gretsky's girlfriend: But we just got ripped off (by the bar)!
Me: Well, guess what: I didn't rip you off. You should watch where you're going.
Gretzky: What the fuck is your problem?!
Me: You shouldn't run into people without at least some sort of half hearted apology.
Gretzky's girlfriend: You just poked a bear. You don't want to mess with HIM.
Me: Wouldn't be the first time.
Gretzky: You wanna start something?
Me: No, I just rather you didn't run into me. Just settle down, dude.
Gretzky: The fucking bar ripped me off!
Me: Well, I've been ripped off before too. It fucking sucks, but I don't go taking it out on other people. Just calm the fuck down.
Gretzky's girlfriend: You're poking a BEAR!
Me: You know what, if you want to fight over something like this, go ahead. I don't want to fight. Just settle down. You don't need to be a dick to other people like that. I don't mean to be a dick to you, but you shouldn't take out your frustrations on bystanders.

And it was after that that drunken asshole Wayne Gretzky circa 1992 apologized. I shook his hand, told him to stop being a dick, and bought some booze. Then we shook hands and parted ways.

He and his friends said a few other things, but they're not really worth mentioning because it was all regular drunk talk. I'm not really sure what the "bear" reference meant, especially considering that the guy wouldn't fight ME. He couldn't be that tough. I mean, come on: I don't exactly look like Ronnie Coleman. I guess I can only assume that this was some reference to this guy's place in the gay community. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Where Have All The (Good) Horror Movies Gone?

Well, now that Halloween is over, we can all go back to our normal routines. Actually, since our routines were totally not disrupted by the holiday except for picking up a couple of bags of candy for our Panhandlers-Of-The-Future, life will continue pretty much as normal. Except for the fact that there will be less horror movies in our lives.

See, that's one of the benefits of the Halloween season, the amazing selection of quality terror available on your cathode-ray tube/screen of little tiny mirrors. There's nothing like shitting your pants in fright on a lazy Tuesday night, or just sitting back with a nice glass of The Red Swede and exploring the surreal. We here at WDR have all become quite the fans of The Horror, gathering together to watch such classics as "Welcome to Prime Time, Bitch" and "Why the hell is Saddam protecting us from zombies?".



Sadly, this hasn't been the case this October. For some reason, the cable channels have been extremely lacking in the horror department. There hasn't been a single showing of "The Shining" to my knowledge. I mean, how am I supposed to get through my Halloween season without shots of men dressed in bear suits performing fellatio? It's damn hard, I'll tell you that much. And why only one showing of "Children of the Corn II"? It's only the movie with the most brilliant exchange ever.
Frank Redbear: It means life out of balance. My ancestors would have told you that man should be at one with the earth, the skies, and water. But the white man has never understood this. He only knows how to take. And after a while, there's nothing left to take. So, everything's out of balance. And we all fall down.
John Garrett: Wait a minute... so that's what happened here in Gatlin?
Frank Redbear: No... what happened in Gatlin was, those kids went apeshit and killed everyone.

So I'm writing here in mourning. The movies that fill the cineplex now are pale imitations of better movies from the past, or just veiled excuses for torture porn. And we are NOT cool with that. Seriously, "Saw" had the worst twist ending in recorded history, yet it spawned 3 sequels, with 3 more sure to be coming out (thanks America for going out to the theaters in droves for those!) And cable has filled its hours with Law & Order spinoffs for far too long, neglecting our need for horror movies in marathon form.

In order to rectify this, I rented David Cronenberg's "The Brood", looking for a good scare on Halloween night. I had spent the last two months going through the entirety of Cronenberg's oeuvre, in preparation for seeing "Eastern Promises" in the theater (and of course, I just found out yesterday that it left theaters last week), so I felt that I was prepared. Stomachs that doubled as Betamaxes, biological extensions that are video game systems, nightmarish gynecological instruments, and even exploding heads were all handled with ease. Surely I could handle this movie.

Not quite.


Jesus Christ, midgets/kids are terrifying.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mama Ouzo!


Though she really has no idea how to operate these computing devices, and therefore has no chance of actually seeing this, I would still like to take the time out to wish my mom a happy birthday. My co-workers here at WDR would join me in making a toast, but are currently incapacitated: Mr. Zhuang has been lost in the woods for the past few days (though he assures us that the bears have been extremely kind to him), and well, Joe Reefer is drunk off his ass with his pants around his ankles as he does a pile of blow with the counterlady from Orange Julius, and you just don't want to disturb him during his Thursday routine (it really gets him psyched for "The Office").

Plus, this is the first time that my mom has been referred to as "Mama Ouzo", and frankly it's a little disturbing. I really don't want to imply that she's some kind of lush, because that's not the truth at all. Nope, she's a model parent who should be commended in her ability to make me not-awful; one can only imagine what the result would have been without her.



Yes, I often confuse my Mom's birthday with Bastille Day--the French Revolution is never far from my mind--but I got the date correct this time. I have nothing to offer really for a gift, though if someone relays the message that she would love a kitschy souvenir of the Washington Monument or something, I'll send that right along. Instead, I recommend we do the stereotypical Greek thing and break a plate and dance in a circle, as we always do in our celebrations. So with this act, I honor my mother, and wish her good health and even better days ahead.



Interesting Fact: For as long as there were records, it had never rained on my Mom's Birthday in Salem, OR. That is, until last year. Last year was a bastard like that.