Friday, May 29, 2009

WDR: Back in Action!

Or: More empty promises

So the last time there was a post on this thing I went on about how there would be new posts and all that and then, well, didn't follow-up on that in a very timely manner. But there is good reason for this. Here's a brief overview:

-Joe just went through an epic move from living in a cubical (not his) to living at a local Del Taco. I think we can safely assume where Joe will be going for any late-night food.

-Nic is in Europe. Who knows what he's up to there. I can only assume that the summary will be something like that one scene from Rules of Attraction. You know what I'm talking about. Keep an eye out for any note from Nic about this.

-I've been in California enjoying blue skies, sunny weather, sandy beaches and HOLY FUCK WHY IS THERE ALL OF THIS SEWAGE EVERYWHERE?! YOU CALL THIS A RIVER?! Oh, sorry. But it was too expensive for me down there (except for the grocery store booze) so I had to come back.



Oh, and we're all lazy. Like I really needed to mention that.

So there you go. Joe promised to post something in the near future for your entertainment. I'm sure the sensation that comes with it will resemble the opening of the ark in Raiders of the Lost Ark. And by that I mean your face will melt off. But this will probably be a good thing.

So, is that enough of an update? Well, I sure hope so because it's hot as hell out now and I'm not drunk.