Bummer, Man.

As I prepare for Mr. Zhuang to join me in New Yawk, we began to make plans of the cool shit that we would do living in the city. Among the other things we discussed was going to Iridium to see the legendary Les Paul do a show, just like he does every Monday night. Unfortunately, we made our plans too late.


That's because Les Paul passed on this week. Granted, he was 94, so it was not totally unexpected. That doesn't mean it still doesn't suck.

I don't know much about the man's music, but the man was a legend. He invented the electric guitar AS YOU KNOW IT! He also did things like invent multi-track recording, so he basically invented music production AS YOU KNOW IT. Plus, he seemed like a genuinely good guy. I like the fact that many years later, he always asking Gibson to make his signature guitar more affordable. The Dude was cool.

Well, farewell Les. Keep it rockin' up there.

Remembering David Foster Wallace: A Poor Yorick Production

I heard the news late Saturday night, and I could not believe it. David Foster Wallace, dead, by his own hand at the age of 46. A giant in his field, a man with infinite talent, and a tragic loss.

You may be wondering who this David Foster Wallace character is, and why he feels the need to include his middle name. I can't help out on the second question, but the answer to the first is that he was probably the pre-eminent writer of this generation, and it's a damn shame more people didn't realize that. The man was so good that Joe and Zhuangy were both familiar with his style and wit from the random anecdotes that I'd mention from his writing. In fact, when I passed along the news to Joe, he became exasperated and said goddammit, why is everybody good dying this year. And I had no answer for him, though God did--Rick Wright of Pink Floyd would die two days later.


Why do I care so much about the death of this writer? I mean, I had only read one book of his, and bits and pieces of his various essays. But when that book is Infinite Jest, it shouldn't really count as one book--it's drama, comedy, tragedy, drug trip, catharsis, and spiritual awakening that is all crammed together in a post-modern near-future dystopian mess that perfectly captures the spirit of this past decade, all in a tidy 1079 pages. It's incisive and cutting, and introspective and touching, anything and everything. At this point, I'm pretty sure the meaning of life is hidden within those pages. It is the kind of book that doesn't give you any idea as to the context of the story or why anything would take place in the Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment until you're 350 pages into it, and that's just fine.

Actually, when I said I only read one book, it was a half-truth. I was about a hundred pages away from the finish when I heard the news. The only appropriate response I could think to make was to dive in and close it out. So I stayed up late last night, hours later than a guy who needs to catch up on sleep before law classes hit him in the ass for the rest of the week should, and completed the work. And upon completion, I realized I wasn't done, and I was slightly angry. I then went back and started the book again, as I realized that the book really did live up to its title, and upon reaching the scene where Hal and Don G. recreate the digging up of Yorick did I achieve a small sense of resolution.

I then spent the rest of today pondering the various lessons of DFW. With the benefit of hindsight, one can see how large a role suicide and depression played in a generally comic novel and how awful the foreshadowing proved to be. I remembered the passages that dealt with the intense psychic pain of depression, and realized that this wasn't the word of a clinician, this was the confession of a survivor. I tried to piece together the themes of alienation, of politics, of entertainment to the world at large. I remembered the dissection that DFW made of the inherent potential psychological ramifications of the introduction of videophones, and how over ten pages he savagely painted a picture of our vanities and worst qualities, but in an absolutely hilarious light. And that was the true essence of DFW.

It's hard to capture the craftsmanship on display in his work. I believe it's more subtle than not. I found myself going on for pages and then pausing to regroup and realize good god, that was a brilliant passage. It was a genius that didn't often shove itself in your face, but revealed itself over time. And it's a damn shame he isn't around to share it any more--and why the fact that it took CNN until late today to put up a story about him all the more infuriating.

If you're not ready to tackle Infinite Jest, there are plenty of examples of DFW's essays all over the net, and I'll be posting links to them soon. I just hope that as a result of this unfortunate event that at least he'll gain some new fans.

Blame the Tubes!

As alluded to earlier, our initial plans to celebrate the release of The Simpsons Movie kind of went awry. Much was promised, and let's not play the blame game, because it's boring (let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos instead!). But yeah, Joe and Zhuang kind of dropped the ball there. At least I thought that was the case until I had our staff of zoo animals look into the matter (they're even cheaper than illegal immigrants!).


Our crack investigative team found out that our other two authors indeed made contributions. The problem instead lay in the structure of the internet itself. As many of our more well-educated readers realize (and our more well-attractived readers as well...ladies...and dudes), the internet is a series of tubes* (though they are NOT made of cardboard). Unfortunately, some of the tubes being used for our Simpsons Extravaganza were routed through the great state of Wisconsin, where they are apparently very proud of the map of of their state, as the initial results of a Google Image Search indicates. In the process of being routed through Wisconsin, the tubes being used to deliver our quality posts to you, the intelligent and DAMN good-looking reader, were clogged with Wisconsin's greatest natural resource, healthy artery-clogging cheese. As a result, we were unable to fulfill our previous promises.


However, we have dispatched a "friend" of WDR, the Sea Cow to clean up the mess (we assume this will involve eating the delicious cheese, as it is a well-established fact that manatees fucking love nacho cheese). As for those responsible for routing our posts through Wisconsin, they have been sacked. And for those that discovered the problem, they have been sacked as well, because they didn't inform of the problem sooner and also because they were really just covering their own asses. And those that were witnesses to the previous sackings were themselves sacked.



If you understand the connection between that last strained joke and this upcoming news item are entitled to a selection of assorted shrubberies. Sadly, today was a day in which we bid farewell to many people, including Ingmar Bergman. The Seventh Seal was one of the greatest films I have ever seen, and Wild Strawberries ranks right up there as well. And Persona holds a distinct place as being one of the three most insane movies I've ever seen. While Tom Snyder (who I only saw once, and wondered why the hell does this not-funny guy have what seems to be a comedy late-night show) and Bill Walsh (the noted football genius) each deserve their share of remembrances, Bergman will be the one I remember, and not only because I desperately try to claim the image of a moody intellectual.

I just hope Ingy gets to do that crazy dance with Death over those rolling hills. And remember, tubes are your friend.



*In the process of writing this entry, the FBI raided Ted Stevens's home. Freaky!