Showing posts with label Joe Talks About Things He Couldn't Care Less About. Show all posts
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Sunday, October 14, 2007

Joe Talks About Things He Couldn't Care Less About Vol. 1: Football

(In chat-log form)

Subtext: Kentucky 43, LSU 37.

Oct. 13, 2007
Zhuang
(7:36:36 PM): Nic is probably pissed
Reefer (7:38:25 PM): yeah, he's not speaking about it
Zhuang (7:36:56 PM): i can imagine
Zhuang (7:37:06 PM): top two teams got beaten today
Reefer (7:38:55 PM): no fault of mine
Zhuang (7:37:38 PM): oregon killed washington state
Zhuang (7:37:47 PM): but washington isn't that good anyway
Zhuang (7:37:54 PM): 53 to 7
Reefer (7:39:45 PM): ... you realize I don't care.
Zhuang (7:38:18 PM): yeah
Zhuang (7:38:25 PM): but i'm just saying
Zhuang (7:39:06 PM): oh, and something else you probably don't care about
Zhuang (7:39:31 PM): but colorado university's coach started his career coaching at willamette
Zhuang (7:39:39 PM): which i find funny
Reefer (7:41:42 PM): hehe
Reefer (7:41:43 PM): yeah
Reefer (7:41:48 PM): but our guy now doesn't have any hands
Reefer (7:41:52 PM): so they can go fuck themselves




[19:02] The Hobo Yeti: ive just realized why girls from kentucky like it in the ass so much
[19:03]
Reefer: hahahahahahaha
[19:03]
Reefer: hahahahahahaha
[19:03]
Reefer: I don't even care what it is
[19:03]
Reefer: that phrase was hilarious enough
[19:03]
The Hobo Yeti: youre welcome
[19:03]
The Hobo Yeti: the reason isnt nearly that great
[19:04]
Reefer: lol
[19:06]
Reefer: ... you do actually have to tell me though
[19:06]
The Hobo Yeti: well i mean
[19:06]
The Hobo Yeti: the state abbreviation is KY
[19:06]
The Hobo Yeti: cmon now
[19:06]
Reefer: ... you're an idiot, you know that right?
[19:06]
The Hobo Yeti: yes.
[19:07]
The Hobo Yeti: i told you it wasnt nearly as good :P
[19:13]
Reefer: I'm shunning you.
[19:14]
The Hobo Yeti: aw



At this point I would like to introduce a far better sport to the world. The sport to end all sports. The sport by which all other sports may be judged. The name of this sport?

...Futball.

The game? - One American-football team vs. a soccer team. The more lenient rules of each game apply simultaneously. For instance, you can carry the soccer ball, each team gets a goalie, etc. One end of the court has a soccer goal, while the other has an end zone, and the team switches goals at half-time, while the ball used in play switches as each "down". More rules to follow later.