Well, Uhh...It's a Special Time in a Boy's Life When...

It comes a time in a man's life when a post like this is necessary. Some things just have to be recognized. So, it is my duty to make a little nod to one of the best dressed most ethnic members of our illustrious WDR crew...

Happy Birthday, Joe Reefer!
...and many more

We hope you enjoy your birthday today, regardless of what work you have to do (Ha Ha!). But you can be content in knowing that you're getting tons of presents from your various bastard children, though it may take some time considering that they're spread out all over the country (and a few abroad as well, if the recent paternity tests turn out positive--Hello, Bolivia!). We'll drink to that!

Since "Great Oden's Raven!" was taken...

"This is a story all about how my life got flipped - turned upside-down, and I'd like to take a minute just you sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Portland..."

This is what I picture Greg Oden singing as he waves to people driving up and down the Symeo-5 in Portland. Sure, it doesn't rhyme as well, but he is a huge Fresh Prince fan. As Mike Bellotti would say, "You fucking pussies! Take my shoe and get me a helmet...I'm kicking this field goal." I think the world would be a lot more interesting if these things I imagine happening actually did happen.

So I found this picture of Oden "dancing" with some chick at a party. Pretty good stuff if you ask me. I tried to find a good picture of of Oden with his oldman beard, but no such luck. However, when searching for "Greg Oden beard" I came up with the following picture:




Jager? Wow. I didn't know that Greg Oden and Jager were such a pair. Maybe I'll have to take Jager bombs when I watch Blazers games next year... if I watch them.