Gustav is once again screwing up everything

Damn it, Gustav!

I'm probably not the one who should be writing this blog entry as one that has never been to Louisiana or lived there. But I feel it's about the time to bring this up.

As WDR has reported before, Gustav is, in fact, an enemy of the blog. But that Gustav is a radio personality in Portland who puts on his random 80s techno bullshit when we just want to hear some rock. Damn you, Gustav!

But now, Gustav is a hurricane that looks to fuck up Louisiana again. Totally not fair, Gustav. Leave Louisiana alone. For fuck sake.

Also, this is having an effect on the Republican's convention, as they don't want to have a party when a huge natural disaster threatens the lives of millions. Not that I really gave a shit about the convention for the republicans anyway - but it seems like they're at least making a decent decision. And, the mention of the republicans and disaster gives me a chance to post this picture (from three years ago) that has been making me laugh much of the day.



Despite this, neither Gustav deserves any sympathy. Sure, one is a destructive hurricane and the other plays annoying techno shit when I'm listening to the radio, but they are still both evil!

(But in all seriousness, and I'm speaking for the whole WDR crew, I hope that this hurricane will not be as bad as the last one and that it will be handled better.)

Banana Bread?!? What The Hell Were You Thinking?!

This is quite an old article, actually, but it has caused quite a firestorm within the WDR community. It's because it cuts to the heart of our friendship, the way we engage with bananas.

For those of you who don't remember, our very namesake is a sexual maneuver (that we devised, since WE ARE THE INNOVATORS) that makes great use of a banana. And really, that's all we're allowed to disclose at this point: that the Wayne Diego involves a banana. This post should give you the general idea.



So what are we talking about, besides utilizing bananas for their non-God-intended purposes? It's peeling a banana like a goddamn monkey! Apparently, some are thumbing their nose at nature (and probably biting their thumb as well--oh my!), and eating their banana by peeling it from the bottom-up. Sheer lunacy! Of course, all this made me want to do is procure a banana as quickly as possible.

This was all before we learned that our own Mr. Zhuang has been eating his bananas this way for years. This peyote-smoking bastard has been thwarting convention for some time now. So now that this revelation has been made public, everyone who meets the Zhuang must now ask him about his banana-eating habits (and no, this is not a metaphor).