We here at WDR have known each other for many years now. As such, we've come to learn random things about each other. Mr. Zhuang is passionate not only of Led Zeppelin, but of miniature hot dogs, and my love of hobo weaponry has been established many times over the years. Joe Reefer also has his personal quirks, though none of them involve drawing. When it comes to women, though, it has been established that Joe has a fondness for a particular female attribute.
Breasteses. Tits. Juggs. Gazongas. Yabows. And various other childish names that you could throw out there. Joe enjoys 'em. Whatever you call them, they're never far from his mind. In fact, to him they are the defining female characteristic. When referring to a woman on television, he'll say "Listen to the boob-lady". In fact, if any female at all comes on screen, boobs are sure to be mentioned, whether it be their prominence or their lack there-of. And of course, there is the case of "BoobSocks", which resulted in me having my Facebook Wall vandalized for days without any explanation. That sure led to some great conversations from some of my friends who were not necessarily "in the know".
And we're fine with Joe's predilections. There's nothing wrong with being a Tits-Man; many successful people have been known for their proclivities in this regard. Einstein, Gen. Patton, and Ralph Macchio are of course extremely well-accomplished and also enjoyed a mighty fine pair. Except that Joe denies his proclivities in this regard. He claims to be an equal-opportunity guy, a Tits AND Ass lover, though in 8 years we had never heard him make mention of a woman's posterior. However, it was extremely comical to hear Joe attempt a defense against a charge that really means nothing. He has exhibited a passion that has been heretofore unforeseen, except for perhaps his mission to spread the word of Lady Terminator. We have all laughed heartily, to say the least.
I'm sorry Joe, we have the statistics to support our case, and all the star witnesses in the world won't help you now. At this point, we would just like Joe to admit once and for all his love for the boobies. And to aid him in this, we present this picture of a woman known worldwide for her, well, voluminous orbs, Miss Lucy Pinder.
Enjoy, Mr. Reefer. And the rest of you too. Remember, we have numbers.
