Hump Day Helper: Double Entendre Edition

Because it's Wednesday, and we all need a pick-me-up to make it through the rest of the week in our respective hells, WDR is providing some fun.



I know it's a little late for Valentine's Day, but I figure you'll forgive me, and have yourself a funky sexy time on a Wednesday night (putting new meaning into "hump day", if you will).

This video is just more proof that Isaac Hayes was probably the coolest motherfucker in the universe. Who cares if he's reading the lyrics off a sheet? (Is he just acting like he's reading a recipe?) Does it matter?

And if someone wants to actually give the recipe a go, I'm more than willing to hear the results.

They're packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls...

Hump Day Helper -- Goofy Southern-Type Rock Edition

Because it's Wednesday, and we all need a pick-me-up to make it through the rest of the week in our respective hells, WDR is providing some fun.

Kings of Leon are a band that I've kind of enjoyed, but never felt any great love for. That being said, I have all their albums, including the new one that came out yesterday, and will pop them in from time to time. In other words, they're not like Led Zeppelin, which I actively avoid when they come up on my iTunes.

You've heard this song before. You just may not have realized it's dirty. Or that it rocks more than you thought. Enjoy the bad hair and the rollicking good time even more so.

And when she gets into your head
You know she's there to stay...

Joe Talks About Things He Couldn't Care Less About Vol. 1: Football

(In chat-log form)

Subtext: Kentucky 43, LSU 37.

Oct. 13, 2007
Zhuang (7:36:36 PM): Nic is probably pissed
Reefer (7:38:25 PM): yeah, he's not speaking about it
Zhuang (7:36:56 PM): i can imagine
Zhuang (7:37:06 PM): top two teams got beaten today
Reefer (7:38:55 PM): no fault of mine
Zhuang (7:37:38 PM): oregon killed washington state
Zhuang (7:37:47 PM): but washington isn't that good anyway
Zhuang (7:37:54 PM): 53 to 7
Reefer (7:39:45 PM): ... you realize I don't care.
Zhuang (7:38:18 PM): yeah
Zhuang (7:38:25 PM): but i'm just saying
Zhuang (7:39:06 PM): oh, and something else you probably don't care about
Zhuang (7:39:31 PM): but colorado university's coach started his career coaching at willamette
Zhuang (7:39:39 PM): which i find funny
Reefer (7:41:42 PM): hehe
Reefer (7:41:43 PM): yeah
Reefer (7:41:48 PM): but our guy now doesn't have any hands
Reefer (7:41:52 PM): so they can go fuck themselves




[19:02] The Hobo Yeti: ive just realized why girls from kentucky like it in the ass so much
[19:03] Reefer: hahahahahahaha
[19:03] Reefer: hahahahahahaha
[19:03] Reefer: I don't even care what it is
[19:03] Reefer: that phrase was hilarious enough
[19:03] The Hobo Yeti: youre welcome
[19:03] The Hobo Yeti: the reason isnt nearly that great
[19:04] Reefer: lol
[19:06] Reefer: ... you do actually have to tell me though
[19:06] The Hobo Yeti: well i mean
[19:06] The Hobo Yeti: the state abbreviation is KY
[19:06] The Hobo Yeti: cmon now
[19:06] Reefer: ... you're an idiot, you know that right?
[19:06] The Hobo Yeti: yes.
[19:07] The Hobo Yeti: i told you it wasnt nearly as good :P
[19:13] Reefer: I'm shunning you.
[19:14] The Hobo Yeti: aw



At this point I would like to introduce a far better sport to the world. The sport to end all sports. The sport by which all other sports may be judged. The name of this sport?

...Futball.

The game? - One American-football team vs. a soccer team. The more lenient rules of each game apply simultaneously. For instance, you can carry the soccer ball, each team gets a goalie, etc. One end of the court has a soccer goal, while the other has an end zone, and the team switches goals at half-time, while the ball used in play switches as each "down". More rules to follow later.