Wait... IS THIS THING NOT EVEN ON?????

So here I've been plugging away making posts and comments with WDR's new patented psyposting helmet, a wonderful device that allows you to post all your thoughts to WDR just by thinking about them (and also corrects your spellnig), when I am informed that none of these posts have gone through. That's right folks, the fiendish Nic Ouzo and Mr. Zhuang tricked me into believing that all my posts were going through when in fact no such digitizing of thoughts was occurring. This is all a part of their evil scheme to phase me out of the blog so that they can make it officially a sports blog, and so far I have been thwarting them by posting non-stop in a fury of text that would baffle even the most competently literate of readers.

I apologize for this tragedy of internet-literature and will let you all know what you have been missing by listing the titles of the posts that were eaten by my coworkers' cruel ploy:

• Underdog - What Aren't They Telling Us?
• How Long Can You Wait Before Your Urine Isn't Safe To Drink Anymore
• Who Are You, and What's That Smell?
• Some Don't Consider Competitive Talking a Sport, but I Don't Care Either Way
  
• A Comprehensive Thesis On Maximization of Profit for the Average American
• "My Gawd Julien, You Unleashed An Ocean of Pleasure Upon My Bosom!", She Said. And Now You Can To!
• I Am In A Tiny Pitch Black Room That Grows Smaller Every Time I Blink My Eyes

and, of course

• Shrimp or Dog - You Decide

There are a lot of things I have to catch up on now, thanks to my art, my life, my posts, being so fraudulently kept from you - the internet. However, for now I will leave you with some random musings. I hope you enjoy.


Why does NASA have a channel of it's own? Have you ever really thought about this? I mean, no other government agencies have a tv station of their own. No other government labs or other research/development groups get a station. I mean, yeah putting things in outer-space is cool, but what makes it better than what the other government science/technology groups are doing?

I was watching the NASA channel a few minutes ago, and it was just showing a montage of swooping shots of satellites dishes that looked like they had been filmed in the 70's. For a while the cameraman even got bored and just kept the camera focused on a deer that he saw wander by. I don't understand why this was being broadcast.

I think that they should make it a government sponsored science/engineering/technology channel or something instead. I think that if all the research and development going on in the country was in the pool to be shown on this station, it would probably have a much more reliable assortment of watchable programming. Not that I don't like 10-hour marathons of a seemingly stationary spaceship trajectory, or just the NASA logo in full-screen glory..... but seriously. Come on.



Anyway, that is all for tonight. There will be more posts forthcoming. You may now return to your regularly scheduled youtubing of "boobs mentos diet coke", inviting your of your friends to stupid-ass facebook groups and apps, and high-quality pornography.