Hump Day Helper -- Don't Fuck Around With Wild Turkey Edition

Because it's Wednesday, and we all need a pick-me-up to make it through the rest of the week in our respective hells, WDR is providing some fun.

I had to think of a good "consequences of drinking song", and in my current state, this is the best thing I can come up with.

Cold turkey's getting stale, tonight I'm eating crow...