100 Posts (?!) and a Three Month Anniversary

We here at WDR like to sit back and reflect often. This may be due to our innate love of procrastination in all its forms, or because of the massive amounts of NyQuil we consume on a bi-weekly basis. It's a mystery, but one not at all worth solving.


The reason for this introduction is that today marks the 3 month anniversary of our crappy little blog, and so we're celebrating. Well, at least I'm celebrating. I have to get rid of all this alcohol somehow, and damned if I'm going to share it. And by a remarkable coincidence, this post was to be our 100th, marking another milestone. Unfortunately, I went back and deleted a couple of drafts, and we're now a couple shy of 100, but we'll be there soon enough. And why are we celebrating 3 months after not celebrating the 2 month anniversary? Because only women would do something like that, according to my old Algebra II teacher Mr. Phillips.

To mark the occasion, I'm taking it upon myself to do a bit of explainin'. Some of you may have noticed our little subheader up near the top of the page. None of you probably notice that we change it every month, much like Stephen Colbert in his opening montage. For the benefit of those of you who weren't paying attention, here's a rundown of what you've missed.

1. An Inside Joke That Went Too Far
2. It Involves A Banana
3. And Sometimes The Banana Breaks Off...

And now it's time to reveal Month 4's slogan, which is really just Month 3's slogan lengthened:

And Sometimes The Banana Breaks Off...And When I Say 'Sometimes', I Mean Every Time.

All of which goes to prove the lengths that we will go to just to continue a retarded inside joke between the three of us and to continue to mystify the masses. Mainly, we will sacrifice aesthetics and brevity. Yes, we have rich fulfilling lives here at WDR. Except for Zhuang, whose post will now have come up before this thing actually gets posted (asshole).



Everybody Get Drunk!