Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Keeping It Short

I don't care about the polygamists in Texas. Seriously. Cut it out.

No more news, no more coverage. And definitely no more shit on the front page of your website.

I'd much rather have a full hour of Stephen Colbert on Larry King, dammit. That way we can be amazed when a 328 year old humanoid understands Colbert's whip-smart humor at a 32% clip.



If you see one movie the rest of your life...make sure it's...Jungle 2 Jungle!

3 comments:

Mr. Zhuang said...

It's amazing that Larry King has that much hair! I don't know why he doesn't style it that way more often.

Also, and maybe it's just my crappy computer, but the video on CNN.com sucks major ass. Wouldn't you think that a media organization would try for better stream quality?

I would.

Joe Reefer said...

I think Larry needs his sarcasm chip upgraded.

Nic Ouzo said...

CNN's video player alternates in quality--sometimes it plays well, other times, not so much.

And Larry King needs a new motherboard that would support a sarcasm chip.