Sometimes CNN justifies its existence. Other times, not so much. But when it comes to bringing up the most random retarded stories, it has no equal.
I bring you the tale of a Milwaukee gentleman and his lawnmower. Well, the gentleman, his lawnmower, and a dangerous firearm. Surprisingly, these elements were all found in conjunction and aided by the effects of alcohol. [Shocked face]
And if you're wondering why the hell we're referencing the Dead Kennedys, then just find yourself a copy of Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death and enjoy such kickass tunes as this one.
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