Well, Uhh...It's a Special Time in a Boy's Life When...

It comes a time in a man's life when a post like this is necessary. Some things just have to be recognized. So, it is my duty to make a little nod to one of the best dressed most ethnic members of our illustrious WDR crew...

Happy Birthday, Joe Reefer!
...and many more

We hope you enjoy your birthday today, regardless of what work you have to do (Ha Ha!). But you can be content in knowing that you're getting tons of presents from your various bastard children, though it may take some time considering that they're spread out all over the country (and a few abroad as well, if the recent paternity tests turn out positive--Hello, Bolivia!). We'll drink to that!