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Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Season's Greetings from Joe Reefer

Posted by Joe Reefer at 1:28 AM

Labels: Christmas Tree bear?, Festastrophes, Joe Reefer's Undying Hard-on for John Lennon, One Big Holiday

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