If you're like me, you've been spending most of your day watching the Republican National Convention and waiting for someone to fuck up. (This happened pretty early, actually.) You might also be paying attention to the happenings further south with the hurricanes. Or maybe you've been sitting around looking for banana bread porn. I won't judge you for that.*But in this massive clusterfuck of news, you might have missed something very important. The great movie preview voice guy has died. He will be missed.
But now the question remains: Who will fill the void? Who has the ability to use a voice like that for our previews? We can't just have words pop up on the screen for us to read. Sure, that works sometimes. But other times we need someone to say those ridiculous lines about "A future where the universe is terrified by Space Vikings..." and other such things. Who could possibly do this?
Only time will tell. I'm pretty sure the eight-headed beast that is the bulk of our entertainment industry, will probably take this and turn it into a reality TV show. I mean, why wouldn't they?
Look for it this fall.
"In a world where TV sucks balls, one man will change the world..."
* Not actually true. Pervert.
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