Go on. Have fun on this holiday weekend.
If you need some suggestions as to what to do, we'll offer up a quick few. One, be sure to watch as many war movies as you can this weekend. Just make sure that they're not one of the crappy new ones that are filling up our theaters lately (I'm looking at you, "The Kingdom"). If you want to get more engaged this weekend, why don't you send a hate-letter to Barack Obama, because apparently that anti-American fascist does not salute the flag during the Pledge of Allegiance! He's probably a sodomite! Be sure to include as many namedrops of "Osama" and "Saddam Hussein" as you can, and you'll get bonus gravy at Thanksgiving.
Just remember to shout "America--Fuck Yeah!" as many times as you can this weekend.
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