Judicious Use Of The "Crotchslap" Tag

I found this article via Deadspin, so props to them first of all. Be sure to watch this video of a soccer player scoring a goal with the sensitive part of the male anatomy (and I'm not talking about the shoulder). Also be sure to look at the related articles--that video is not the funniest thing on the page by a long shot.

Also, this story gives us an excuse to run another one of our favorite videos.

I tell you people all the time: Fear The Duck.