Sunday, May 18, 2008

No Talent Ass-Clowns United in Marriage!

Good God, WHY?!

Yes, I saw this up on CNN today. Most times I really don't give a shit about celebrity weddings, celebrity gossip, etc. But this one really snagged me because it was so fucking aggravating.

Why is it that these people get to be rich? It's not like ONE of them has talent and the other doesn't. Neither of them have talent! Pete Wentz won't even try to play a decent sounding bass. He's rich as fuck and he won't even take that TINY FUCKING STEP. None of these people deserve what they have. They are a drain on society.

Not that this is anything new, really, but it doesn't make it any less aggravating. Especially when you musicians like Dan Schmid (bassist for the Cherry Poppin' Daddies) who have to make their living selling me tater-tots and beer. The roles should really be reversed here, but they aren't. Seriously, tip the man.

But I guess there is a bright side here: Stupidity is together with stupidity and thus more likely to get itself killed in some freakishly stupid way. God help us if they reproduce...

3 comments:

Nic Ouzo said...

Umm, the rumor is that there will be an imminent spawn: http://www.okmagazine.com/news/view/6737

God help us all, indeed.

Mr. Zhuang said...

They seemed to deny that it was true in the CNN article, but who knows.

God help us? Scratch that - God wouldn't do that to us...

Anonymous said...

http://linzeestyle.com/livejournal/wedding01.jpg

I am sorry to disappoint you, Mr. Zhuang. Please closely examine the inset picture on the right.

Dark times indeed.