Thursday, January 8, 2009

Meaningless Debate: Best Repairman

People have always wondered how things measure up to other things. Like, who would win in a fight: a bear or a shark? Dinosaurs or man? Alien or predator?

These imaginary competitions are really meaningless, but they're also alluring in a somewhat retarded way. And so it is with great pleasure that I announce the first WDR Meaningless Debate: Best Repairman!

Our first contender: Archibald "Harry" Tuttle


The awesome repairman/government subversive in Terry Gilliam's Brazil. Played by Robert DeNiro.

Quote: "Listen, this old system of yours could be on fire and I couldn't even turn on the kitchen tap without filling out a 27b/6... Bloody paperwork"

Contender number 2: Bill


The repairman from the craptastic voyage that is House 2: The Second Story. He's played by John Ratzenberger and is probably the best thing in the movie. That and the crystal skull thing that was important for some reason.

Quote: (Looking into a hole in the wall) "There it is. Looks like you've got some kind of alternate universe in there or something."



There they are! Now it's time for you, the reader, to debate who is the better fictional repairman. GO!

10 comments:

Joe Reefer said...

Uh, excuse me. It's pretty clear that I am the best repairman. I do recall making a certain minivan, which will remain anonymous, 1,000x more badass with a simple bumper remover - and later giving said minivan a bitchin' hat.

Mr. Zhuang said...

Yes, but you are not fictional. Unless there's something you're trying to tell us...Joe...if that is your REAL name...

Joe Reefer said...

If you don't know that I'm 100% fictional..... then you don't know me at all.

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