That Creepy Star Needs to Stop Eyeballin' me...

...I mean, seriously...

So a few days ago I came across something that was, at the very least, disturbing. You may be saying "But you live in Eugene; isn't that a regular occurance?" Well, yes, but not in the same way that this is. The reason has to do with the fact that this thing will be taking place on a national level.

That's right: Carl's Jr. (Or Hardee's for the eastern part of the country) has a shake. And it is made with Cap'N Crunch.

Now, I'm no man to disrespect the Cap'N, but this is pretty crazy. What are we going to have next? Trix shakes? That Smacks Frog on my cup? Welcome to Cheney's America...

I hope that it doesn't progress that far. Cereal in my milkshakes is where I draw the line. I'm not really sure why this bothers me. I mean, we do put Cap'N Crunch in milk. But with icecream and milk it just seems...wrong.

Oh, and apparently Carl Karcher died. A while ago.I guess I missed this one. I really need a television or something.

The Breakfast of Champions: Ronnie Coleman Style

Do you ever wonder what you should eat for breakfast in the morning? Are you constantly asking yourself how you could get more protein to build massive muscles? Do you really not give a shit what your breakfast tastes like?

If so, I've got the breakfast for you. Or, rather, Ronnie Coleman does. Who is Ronnie Coleman? He's this guy:



The following is a recipe to make Ronnie's breafast of champions which he calls "Eggology." Enjoy.

Cook 3 bags of microwaveable flavored grits in a large bowl with a slice of cheddar cheese. Then on your stove, cook 2 1/2 cups of egg whites. When this is cooked, mix it in with the grits and cheese. Serve with a glass of orange juice.

Once you've eaten that you'll be ready to "lift some heavy weight."